‘Look at the scary lady’ a man says from behind me. I think he’s referring to Damien Hirst’s Verity, rather than me.
Ever eaten so much you wish could unzip your belly and let it all hang out?
If you haven’t, head to the carvery at the Country Cousins, in Westward Ho!
Unfortunately I only had a few minutes to put in the laden sweet trolley just visible on the right, before it was whisked away!
The lovely and attentive staff did let me take a photo though.